- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

I wrote a funny joke.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

i killed my family

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

You know what's funny? Rape

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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