Sharvil has aids 4 times

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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Im gay What about you

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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