- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

CAVE JOHNSON.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Derp

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

25

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

A baby seal walks into a club.

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