- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

I'm gay.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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