An man walks to a bra

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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black people

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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A Sloth runs...

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Y u do dis?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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