why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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