Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Sex

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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