Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

what's worse then a blowjob?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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