- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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