Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Cancer

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Joke

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Guess what What

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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