- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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