What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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You were born.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What's a joke? Funny

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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