- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

who's a slut... you're mom

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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