Yo mama is so fat she died

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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Laugh

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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breasts

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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