- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

My parents died!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why did the dog die? He was old

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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