- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

My parents died!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

A person from Singapore eats

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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