Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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