- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Knock, knock. Door opened.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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