Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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