- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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