- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

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