Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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National security?

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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belly button

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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If you were a cactus, why?

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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