- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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