A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

a jew walks out of a furnace

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Do you know the muffin man? No

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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