- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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