- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Once upon a time, The end.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Terry has ebola

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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