Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Small Penis.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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Weed.

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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