What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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