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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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