- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

MySpace.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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