- Anti Joke

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

God. God.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

autistic kids rock

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

God. God.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

autistic kids rock

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

God. God.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400