A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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