- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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