How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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