A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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A man walks into a bar

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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