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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

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