- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Women's Rights

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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