why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

what this: b a dead one of these: p

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