This is an anti joke

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Penis

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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