- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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