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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

I regret everything.....

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

A train poops its pants.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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