Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...