world peace

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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