- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Why are trees green? I have no idea

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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