A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Dance is a sport

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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