why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

James Patrick Campbell

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

breasts

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

were at work systems r down

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

420

Your gay

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