- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money