- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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