Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

you dint have to be a jew matt

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

I walk into a bar...

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What's 9 + 10 19

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

BOTTOM!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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