roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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whats black and large -me

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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- Helen Keller

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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