Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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