- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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