Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Your mother just died.

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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Anti Joke

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