justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

KILL WHITEY

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

sfdg

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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