- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Whats the defination of cruelty

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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