what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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Covert trance, black Ops, and something I kinda made up myself. The first two are basically using suggestions without the victim being aware of it, that is how that famous bank robber that just asks nicely for all the cash and gets it succeeds. The other is tricking the "allmighty" subconcious and again, my own invention people claim its called "this and that", I know, because I coined most of the terms. Anyway, you put people into a deep state of trance, you tell them to take a step forward into the sea, and well, you actually led them down the top of a skyscraper or something fun... "Now... Suck on the lollipop I have between my, okay ill stop"

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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What's two plus two? Window

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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