- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

Vote this down and get DOXED

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Religion.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??