Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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