- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

A Sloth runs...

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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