- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

the holocaust

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

book 'em danno

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

did you stub your toe?

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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