- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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