Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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women's rights, lol

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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Prostitution is bad.......

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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