Justin Bieber

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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