- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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