Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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Vagina.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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The WNBA.

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He--Hey guys

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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