- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Women's Rights.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

rocky is staring at us from outside...

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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