- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Where's the soap?

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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