What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

A chicken walks into a barn.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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