- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

In soviet Russia...things are different

So a horse walks into a barn.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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