The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

whats black and strange a paki

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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