A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Nice belt.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

you first

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

why are balck people black because they are

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